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Pretty much nothing. Just kidding! I love video games, music, art, shopping, and writing. My goal here is to discuss the video games I'm playing, the music I'm listening to, the art I'm crazy about, the best deals, and wonder about those darn oxford commas (and how to avoid ending a phrase with a preposition).
So, without further ado...
From the Catherine art book
I present to you, TODAY'S TOPIC!
Oh my God, Catherine. I love you. My brother got this game for me for Christmas because Skyrim was the predictable choice (more on that lovely specimen later). Since I had no idea what to expect out of this seemingly raunchy title, I waited for my household to go to sleep before I dared play it.
Surprisingly, as far as M-rated games go, this one was fairly sweet. No actual nudity as one would expect; just a lot of swearing, drinking, and gore. I'm not complaining.
At once I was addicted. During the day, the story unfolds into a terribly stressful situation, and at night you're rewarded with an even more stressful nightmare sequence that requires you to quickly push and pull blocks to scale gigantic towers. Before you get the hang of things, the nightmares are difficult if not cruel. By the time you see blocks as you're falling asleep each night, you become a God of Catherine, and it is blissful.
So, in case you're wondering, I've beaten Catherine (the game, not the person) three times. Whenever my boyfriend finally beats it, I'm going to play it a few more times. I do need to get lots of gold trophies, after all!
So, if your idea of a great game is constant stress and terror, go get Catherine. You won't be disappointed.
Now listen to this music and do your best not to dance. I love it when terrifying things have happy soundtracks. It somehow adds to the overall creepiness.
-Smatsy
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